Things My Friends and I Have Said Taken Out Of Context #7

I think this is the longest I’ve ever kept up with a series.. I want to emphasise the importance of collecting memories with your friends and family. I try to do it as much as possible since I broke down crying once about not being able to remember what my Nan’s biscuit tin looked like. That’s when I realised that I don’t want to forget anything.

“The big cupboard’s getting angry.”

“It was like that when I got it.”

“Oi, wagwan, what’s your emergency?”

“You don’t need to walk that far for me, honestly.” “It’s really not a problem.” “Alright, get me a BLUE bolt.”

“You fucked up individual.” “Did you just call me a wiener looking juul?”

“I can’t remember what I just said but I’m sure it was funny.”

“I’m just in a piece of metal… Vibing.”

“How can you get offended over toilet buttons? You didn’t invent them… Did you?”

“D’you get what I’m saying?”

“You better not be writing that down, piece of trash.”

“What the hell was that?” “A monkey fighting a goat.”

“Right after that, she starts singing ‘Bop to the Top’. Anthem.”

“Bruv, I’ve seen Naruto, I know what a chakra is.”

“Can you hear him? CAN YOU HEAR HIM? It’s a boy.”

“I love Yorkshire puddings.”

“Well the rest of them are all mad things… Dorian Grey… Indiana Jones.”

“Holly, decibels.”

“You say ‘optimistic narcissism’ I call it ‘self love’.”

“Your air in cavity.”

“Spongebob’s house ain’t that big.” “Yeah, but he’s a sponge, think about it.”

If you happen to have your own quote book, please comment some funny ones down below. I know a few people that have one of these now and it’s always amusing to hear what other people have written down.

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