Hello you wonderful bunch.

I hope you all had an amazing New Year and you’re probably as happy as I am to see the end of 2020. What a wild ride that was. Hopefully, it’s smooth sailing from here on out. Now, welcome back to some more amusing out of context quotes.

“I should have bought a whole gateau.”

“Rule number one, never let them know how many crisps you’ve got.”

“Don’t let a bitch with a bob cut hate on you.”

“My sister’s a robot.”

“Two is company, three’s a crowd, four is way too many people.”

“It was about a bit.”

“He got in the car and he was like ‘go go go!’ I asked him what was wrong and he told me he was grounded and his Granddad wouldn’t let him out.”

“Oooooh, he’s clearly not a fan of yours.”

“Other people have brakes for a reason.”

“Dehydration is kind of my thing.”

“Feed the baddies pasta.”

“There was a bit of sausage roll on my lap.”

“Pause the fan quickly.”

“Garlic bread, fast.” “You can see the zoom zoom lines.”

“If Werewolves were real, we’d be fucked.” “Yeah, but foxes are real.”

“Flat-pack arrogation, straight from Ikea.”

“Shout tuna and i’ll find you.”

“You look like a drumstick.”

“Those are some gourmet looking clouds.”

“Connor looked at us and went ‘did she say that to all of us?’ I just went, yeah, that’s Courtney.”

If you’re going to start any habits for the New Year, you should definitely start this one. Write all the funny things down, honestly, you won’t regret it.